It was entertainment night at Shady Pines old people's home. Claude
the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to
hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each to keep your eye on this
antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
generations'.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and
fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
'SH*T' said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the old people's home.
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Topic: The Hypnotist (Read 501 times)