> Subject: Hinckley Reports
>
> You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged
> young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.
>
> Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie
> Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved
> Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to
> her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
>
> There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as
> having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate
> the following letter from Nancy Reagan to the
> staff at the mental facility treating Hinckley reports to
> have intercepted:
>
> To: John Hinckley
> From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan
>
> My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to
> tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are
> making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of
> understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is
> a nonpartisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness
> throughout.
>
> The Reagan family and I want you to know that no
> grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan.
> We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain
> could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are
> confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and
> return to your family to join the world again as a healthy
> and productive young man.
>
> Best wishes,
> Nancy Reagan & Family
>
> P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been
> banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want
> to look into that.