> > The following are all replies that Detroit women have
> > written on Child
> > Support Agency Forms in the section for listing
> > 'Father's Details,' or
> > putting it another way - Who's yo' Daddy?
> >
> >
> >
> > These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure
> > to check out #11,
> > it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. #5 is also a
> > classic!
> >
> >
> >
> > 1. Regarding the identity of the father of
> > my twins, Makeeshia
> > was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to
> > the identity of the
> > father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was
> > conceived on the same night.
> >
> >
> >
> > 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father
> > of my child as I was
> > being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from
> > behind. I can
> > provide you with a list of names of men that I think
> > were at the party if
> > this helps.
> >
> >
> >
> > 3. I do not know the name of the father of my
> > little
> > girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East
> > Grand Boulevard where
> > I had sex with a man I met that night. I do
> > remember that the
> > sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage
> > to track down the
> > father, can you please send me his phone
> > number? Thanks...
> >
> >
> >
> > 4. I don't know the identity of the father of
> > my daughter. He
> > drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in
> > one of the door
> > panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in
> > this area and see
> > if he's had it replaced.
> >
> >
> >
> > 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am
> > still a
> > Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
> > confirming that my
> > son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the
> > Saver risen again.
> >
> >
> >
> > 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's
> > dad as he informs me that
> > to do so would blow his cover and that would have
> > cataclysmic implications
> > for the economy. I am torn between doing right by
> > you and right by the
> > country. Please advise.
> >
> >
> >
> > 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as
> > they all look the
> > same to me.
> >
> >
> >
> > 8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If
> > you do catch up with
> > him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
> > Child B who was also
> > borned at the same time.... well, I don't have
> > clue.
> >
> >
> >
> > 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
> > conceived at Disney
> > World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
> >
> >
> >
> > 10. So much about that night is a blur.. The only
> > thing that I
> > remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about
> > eggs earlier in the
> > evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather
> > than going to the
> > party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained
> > unfertilized.
> >
> >
> >
> > 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
> > of my baby, after
> > all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be
> > sure which one made you
> > fart.
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