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[Unbalanced]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...) 

  My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'

[smkymtnboy]

  know how she feels. i read on THIS site red was the fastest bike. a blue one passed me today! whats up with that. but my neightbor is blonde and she thinks they painted a red bike blue

[Unbalanced]

  know how she feels. i read on THIS site red was the fastest bike. a blue one passed me today! whats up with that. but my neightbor is blonde and she thinks they painted a red bike blue

See you were on the right track the Reds are the fastest.   And she is probably also right that they painted the red one blue.   See we are here to unconfuse the masses   Unless of course you were feeling sorry for the guy on the blue bike and let him pass and in which case the neighbor was wrong and it was your generosity that won out