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Anniversaries
« on: December 06, 2005, 01:18:49 PM »

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.  His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.
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