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[jaymedic44]

 
> An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas
> and says, 'Seven Points.'
>
> His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
> The old man replied, 'It's fart football.'
>
> A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says 'Touchdown, tie score.'
>
> After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha.
> I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
>
> Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie
> score.'
>
> Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal,
> I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.
>
> He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
> Since defeat is totally unacceptable,he gives it everything he's got, and
> accidentally shi!s in the bed.
>
> The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
>
> The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.

[BAKRDS]

I told my wife not to tell anyone !!