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Bait? hhhhmmmm
« on: October 15, 2009, 10:39:22 PM »

A FISHING TRIP with JACK DANIELS


 
I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms.

 
 
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.
 
 
 
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.
 
 
 
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.
 
 
 
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.  His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.

 
 
A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.
 
 
 
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
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