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The Baby
« on: November 04, 2009, 10:47:59 AM »
A baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk.
He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.

"Are you my doctor?" he asked.

"Yes, I am," said the doctor.

The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth."

He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"

"Yes, I am," said the mother.

"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.

He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"

"Yes, I am," his father answered.

The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the forehead
with his index finger. "Hurts doesn't it!?!"

 
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Re: The Baby
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 11:58:40 AM »
To funny, I know I could not have been the father. LOL
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