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Canadian Wives
« on: November 21, 2009, 09:37:48 AM »

Canadian Wives
 
Three men married wives from different countries.
 
The first man married a woman from  China.
He told her that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days.
By the third day;
He came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
 
The second man married a woman from  Italy.
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. 
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day;
He saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table .
 
The third man married a girl from  Canada.
He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,
But by the third day;
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye,
and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher !!!!!
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Re: Canadian Wives
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2009, 03:15:19 PM »

 :P
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Re: Canadian Wives
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2009, 04:51:04 PM »

 :oops: :-[ :huepfenlol2:

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Re: Canadian Wives
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2009, 06:25:55 PM »

Must have been a hockey player
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Re: Canadian Wives
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2009, 10:15:46 PM »

  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D ;D

   I think thats why they say marriage is like a hot bath once you get in it's not so hot. LOL

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