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'Involuntary Muscular Contractions'
« on: December 01, 2009, 05:03:50 PM »

A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.
Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'
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Re: 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions'
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2009, 01:02:12 PM »

oh that was too good       :D :D :D
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Re: 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions'
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2009, 02:22:48 PM »

Good one.  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions'
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2009, 03:17:05 PM »

That was good...
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Re: 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions'
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2009, 09:05:25 AM »

A good one
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