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"The Harley Mechanic and the Cardiologist"
« on: January 14, 2010, 04:23:51 PM »

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A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.  The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the Garage.  "Hey, Doc, want to take a look at this?"
 
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.
 
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and ask, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its' heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
 
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."
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Re: "The Harley Mechanic and the Cardiologist"
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2010, 06:35:16 PM »

Awesome.
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Re: "The Harley Mechanic and the Cardiologist"
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2010, 08:55:20 PM »

Gotta love a good comeback.
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Re: "The Harley Mechanic and the Cardiologist"
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2010, 08:57:44 PM »

This one will go to my cardiologist next month!
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Re: "The Harley Mechanic and the Cardiologist"
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2010, 10:21:50 PM »

Yeah
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