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[Ultra2010]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the:
  United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). Code named: "BUBBA"
 
 
These mostly Southern boys will be dropped into Afghanistan and 
will be given the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit...

3. They taste like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They're directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.


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[arcticdude]

Can't get the application here in Oklahoma.  Seems freakin walmart has decided not to sell guns in Oklahoma!  I can go to Maryland and buy all I want, but not in OK.  SOB's anyway.  They're slowly getting rid of all their ammo, too.  Fortunately, I've got plenty and am making more.

[CBW]

Oh Yeah!!

[hooligan]

"GIT ER DONE"