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[Gettinold]

The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words:
1) Cheese........ Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2) Mushroom ...... Wen all my family gets in the car, there isnt mushroom.
3) Shoulder ....... My friend didnt know how to make tacos, so I shoulder.
4) Texas ..... My friend always texas me fwds.
5) Herpes ..... Me and my friend shared piza, I got my piece and she got herpes.
6) July ..... Ju told me ju were going to the store, and july to me !! julyer.
7) Rectum ....  I had 2 harleys but my wife rectum.
Chicken ..... I was going to the store with my wife, but chicken go by herself.
9) Wheelchair .... We only have 1 soda, but its ok wheelchair.
10) Chicken Wing ....  My mom plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11) Liver ... A bully was messin wit mi sister so i told him to liver her alone.
12) Bodywash ....   i wanted to go to the bar, but no bodywash my kids.
13) Budweiser ...... That women over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly ?

[CBW]

I heard that,Now maybe I can understand them a little better.haha

[Ironhorse]

That reminds me of that comic who does all those redneck jokes. He has a similar routine that includes;

Y'all - Singular form for you.
All's y'all - Plural form for you.
All - Engine Lubricant. "Iszat Syn-3 ALL in your engine?"
Tar- Something that mounts on wheels. "My bike needs a rear tar."
Retire - The act of mounting new tires on a vehicle. "Ah need to retire my truck, dem puppies is bald."
Dunlop - Condition of being overweight. "Bobby Joe is big boy, his belly dun-lopped over his belt."

I know there are more, I just can't remember them right now.

[muddypaws]

And they said learning another language would be hard.

[Gettinold]

I still laugh at this every time I read it.... is there something wrong with me.