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PA tax dollars at work
« on: February 09, 2010, 06:23:18 PM »

PA tax dollars at work
        
This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a

pond on his property.  

State of Pennsylvania 's letter to Mr. DeVries:


File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec 20; Lycoming County    

Dear Mr. DeVries:
  
It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality

that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above

referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal

landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized

activity:      

Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet

stream of Spring Pond.  
  
A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A

review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued

 Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in

violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural

Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts

of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania

Compiled Laws, annotated.  
  
The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially

failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at

downstream locations.  We find that dams of this nature are inherently

hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department therefore orders you

to cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the

stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming

the dams from the stream channel.  All restoration work shall be

completed no later than January 31, 2010.
  
Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so

that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff.

 Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized

activity on the site may result in this case being referred for

elevated enforcement action..
  
  
Sincerely,

David L. Price

District Representative and Water Management Division.


Here is the actual response sent back by Mr. DeVries:


No.. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County  
  
Dear Mr.Price,
  
Your certified letter dated 12/17/06 has been handed to me to respond

to.  I am the legal landowner but not the Contractor at 2088 Dagget

Lane , Trout Run, Pennsylvania ...    
  
A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of

constructing and maintaining two wood 'debris' dams across the outlet

stream of my Spring Pond.  While I did not pay for, authorize, nor

supervise their dam project, I think they would be highly offended that

you call their skillful use of natures building materials 'debris.'    
  
I would like to challenge your department to attempt to emulate their

dam project any time and/or any place you choose. I believe I can

safely state there is no way you could ever match their dam skills,

their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence,

their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic.

These are the beavers/contractors you are seeking.   As to your

request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they must first fill

out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of dam activity.
  
My first dam question to you is:

(1) Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers, or

(2) do you require all beavers throughout this State to conform to said

dam request?    
  
If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, through

the Freedom of Information Act, I request completed copies of all those

other applicable beaver dam permits that have been issued.  (Perhaps we

will see if there really is a dam violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes

and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act,

Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to

324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.)
  
I have several dam concerns.  My first dam concern is, aren't the

beavers entitled to legal representation?  The Spring Pond Beavers are

financially destitute and are unable to pay for said representation --

so the State will have to provide them with a dam lawyer.
  
The Department's dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed

during a recent rain event, causing flooding, is proof that this is a

natural occurrence, which the Department is required to protect. In

other words, we should leave the Spring Pond Beavers alone rather than

harassing them and calling them dam names.    
  
If you want the dammed stream 'restored' to a dam free-flow condition

please contact the beavers -- but if you are going to arrest them, they

obviously did not pay any attention to your dam letter, they being

unable to read English.    
  
In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to build

their unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green

and water flows downstream.  They have more dam rights than I do to

live and enjoy Spring Pond.  If the Department of Natural Resources and

Environmental Protection lives up to its name, it should protect the

natural resources (Beavers) and the environment (Beavers' Dams).    

So, as far as the beavers and I are concerned, this dam case can be

referred for more elevated enforcement action right now. Why wait until

1/31/2007? The Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice by then and

there will be no way for you or your dam staff to contact/harass them.
  
    
  
Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to

contact you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response
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Re: PA tax dollars at work
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2010, 08:24:21 PM »

Thats pretty d_m good :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: PA tax dollars at work
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2010, 09:27:21 PM »

you must have shipped some of your beurocrats over here, too familiar
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