Sheila, the housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the
bathroom floor tiles. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suction-cupped herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" Bruce came running in.
"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor," she said.
"S'truth," Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl!
I'll go across the road and get Bluey (his mate)."
They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way, we can't do it,"
Bluey said, "so let's try Plan B."
"Plan B," exclaimed Bruce, "what's that?"
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under
her," replied Bluey.
"Spot on," Bruce said, "while you're doing that, I'll stay here and play
with her nipples."
"Play with her nipples?," Bluey said, "Not exactly a good time for that
mate!"
"No," Bruce replied, "but I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide
her into the kitchen where the tiles are less expensive."
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