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advice
« on: February 12, 2010, 10:34:00 PM »

A woman went to her doctor for advice.

She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked. 'Actually, yes, I do. ''Does it hurt you?' he asked. 'No.. I rather like it.' 'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'

The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?' 'Of course, ' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think people like Nancy Pelosi come from?'

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Re: advice
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2010, 12:46:27 PM »
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Re: advice
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2010, 05:11:13 PM »
Thats great,That is FUNNY :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: advice
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2010, 12:29:23 PM »
Awesome!
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Re: advice
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2010, 05:00:42 PM »
And a true story as well.
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Re: advice
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2010, 05:59:49 PM »
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Re: advice
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2010, 09:23:50 PM »
Maybe that's why her breath smells so bad.
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Re: advice
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2010, 12:37:15 AM »
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Re: advice
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2010, 08:12:07 PM »
I thought that's where lawyers came from :oops:
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