Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[martys]

Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference
when we give a child the gift of our time...


 
A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or less, adopted
Her as a kind of project mascot.

 They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had
coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the
little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."

"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again
this week, too?"


 
 
The little girl replied, "I will, if those a$$holes at Home Depot ever deliver the fu";+n' sheet rock..."

Kind of brings a tear to the eye doesn't it?
 

[Blazo]

A different version:

A young child had been spending a lot of time at a local construction site. When her mother and father asked her what she had learned from the union carpenters, she said, "well, we tried to install a f*ck'n garage door today and some dumb muthafooker framed the c*cks*cker a c*nt hair too small so we had to cut the god damn door just a p*ssy hair so it would fit."

Aghast, her father said, "I won't allow that language here. You deserve a spanking -- now go get a switch."

The daughter said, "F*ck you, that's the electrician's job."

[hooligan]

 

[deekay]

 

[CBW]

Yeah,I like both versions 

[JOYRDZ]

I thought the first one was good, but I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes at the second one!