THERES A STOCK BOY PUTTING OUT NEW DAIRY PRODUCTS , WHEN THIS OLD LADY ASK HIM IF HE COULD TELL HER WHERE THE BUTTER WAS. HE REPLIES , I'M SORRY MAMM' BUT WE'RE OUT OF BUTTER TODAY,BUT TOMMOROW IT WILL BE RIGHT HERE ,BETWEEN THE SOUR CREME & THE CHEESE,SHE THANKS HIM AND WALKS AWAY. TEN MINUTES LATER , SHE COMES BACK UP TO HIM AND SAYS ,EXCUSE ME BUT MY HEARING IS NOT WHAT IT USE TO BE ; WHERE DID YOU SAY I COULD FIND THE BUTTER? SO HE REPEATS ,MUCH LOUDER I'M SORRY ,BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY BUTTER,BUT TOMMOROW IT WILL BE RIGHT HERE BETWEEN THE CHEESE AND THE SOUR CREME ! SHE THANKS HIM AND WALKS AWAY, ABOUT TEN MINUTES LATER SHE WALKS BACK UP AND SAYS SONNY YOU GIIVE TERRIBLE DIRECTIONS I CAN'T FIND THE BUTTER ANYWHERE ! SO, BY THIS POINT THE STOCKBOY HAS LOST HIS PATIENCE SO HE ASKS HER IN A VERY LOUD VOICE MAMN' DO YOU KNOW THE CAT AS IN CATTAIL ? SHE SAYS CERTAINLY C-A-T CAT. THEN HE SAYS DO YOU KNOW THE DOG AS IN DOGWOOD ? SHE REPLYS CERTAINLY D-O-G DOG . THEN HE SAYS DO YOU KNOW THE F**K AS IN BUTTER ? SHE SAYS WHY THERE IS NO F*CK IN BUTTER! AND HE SAYS THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU FOR THE LAST FORTY-FIVE MINUTES !!!
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