Road Glide Morals
A Road Glider was going to be marrying the girl of his life. They'd been together for 2 years and he finally popped the question. During those two years there had only been one problem. His fiance's young, sexy, attractive and very amorous sister.
She always seemed to be tempting him. She was always wearing revealing small skirts or short dresses, so that when she'd bend over around him, he always got the glance of what most Road Gliders live for. She had to be doing this on purpose. How could she do this to her own sister. The Road Glider loved his fiance dearly and was becoming confused on what he should do about this situation.
One day, while waiting on his bride to be, the sister confesses to the Road Glider that she has lusted for him for a very long time and begged him to ravish her before he got married. Saying that if he wanted to have a hot time to follow her up the stairs. Then seductively she went upstairs.
The Road Glider didn't know what to do. He was sweating like a coke bottle on a summer day. Hard as it may be, he made his decision. The Road Glider got up and did the only thing that he could do. He quickly ran outside the house towards his bike. He was screamin' for the Screamin.
When he got outside, all of his fiance's family members were outside clapping. They said that he passed their little fidelity test and they were glad he would become part of the family.
..the moral is, always keep your condoms in your Road Glides' glove box!
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