A young man is out one night when he meets a nice young girl who is very slightly built.
The two get along very well and he eventually convinces her to come back to his place.
In the morning over breakafast she explains that she must leave early as she is a jockey and has to ride that day, but that the bloke is welcome to come along for the day and she will give him tips to help his betting.
They devise a plan where she will animate the name of the horse she thinks will win as she come out from the stables.
For her first race of the day she comes out holding her hands to her face, with her fingers making a ring shape around her eyes. The man looks through the form guide and finds 'eye liner' in the list. He quickly places $50 on the horse for a win at 5:1 and walks away with a tidy profit when the horse comes home.
Fairly happy with him self he waits for her second race. She eventually appears with both her hands cupped on her chest. Once again he quickly scans the guide and finds 'two abreast' and places all his winnings on at 10:1.
This horse also takes the win and the young man is quite happy with his profit for the day.
The jockey appears for her third and final race of the day, standing, vigorously scratching between her legs.
The man does nothing.
At the end of the day the two meet up, the man excitedly tells her about his winnings in the first two races.
The jockey is confused, she says "What about Itchy Mickey in the third, it was paying 50:1 and came home?"
"Oh NO!", says the man, hands in his hair, "I thought you were saying the c#*t was scratched!!"
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