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and then she hit me
« on: March 31, 2010, 06:52:43 PM »
I got out of the shower and my wife said, "Ooo look, it's like a penis ... only smaller".
I said, "Ooo look, it's like my secretary ... only fatter and less flexible".
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Re: and then she hit me
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2010, 08:01:20 PM »
ha, :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: and then she hit me
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2010, 08:55:45 PM »
 :oops:  that could get a good man shot..................
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Re: and then she hit me
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 03:53:58 PM »
Damn.....  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: and then she hit me
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2010, 04:01:04 PM »
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Re: and then she hit me
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2010, 05:20:58 PM »
Ouch!!!!
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