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first time in the Kings Cross
« on: March 31, 2010, 06:57:37 PM »

Young Bill, a country lad from out Nyngan way makes his first trip to Sydney with his mate. They end up at the Kings Cross (a famous red light area), and get picked up by a couple of hookers -- first time for Bill.

Given the choice Bill chooses the 69 'cause its a big number and seems good value for the money.

Anyway they get into it and after a moment the hooker lets fly with a loud fart. "Oh no! What's this about?" thinks Bill, but after a little while he's excited again and continues on.

Couple more minutes the hooker lets fly again! "Oh no again!" thinks Bill, but once again he gets over it and continues on.

Couple more minutes the hooker looks around and asks: "How's it going down there Bill?"

"It's great at the moment." gasps Bill " ---- But I don't think I can handle another 67"
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Re: first time in the Kings Cross
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2010, 07:59:43 PM »

wow,Thats funny
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Re: first time in the Kings Cross
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2010, 08:58:23 PM »

 :oops:
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