Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[hooligan]

A SCOTSMAN walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...  

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."


The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, Not a cow."


The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch,
You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."




 
 

[WestCoastRuss]

Yikes 

[wolfman]

Do you know how copper wire was invented?  Two Scotts were fighting over a penny...

[CBW]

Wow