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Mortin the Australian Aboriginal
« on: April 22, 2010, 10:37:02 PM »
Mortin walks into his local pub & says to the bartender. How are you today boss, lovely weather we are having.
Bartender: Iam fine thanks Mortin & yes the weather sure is good, what can I get for you today?
Mortin: I think I will have a double shot of Rum with a splash of coke thanks.
The bartender mixes the drink & puts it on the bar in front of Mortin.
Mortin grabs the glass & downs half of the drink & says to the bertender:You know boss I shouldn't be drinking this with what I got.
Bartender showing concern: What have you got Mortin?
Mortin: 20 cents   
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Re: Mortin the Australian Aboriginal
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2010, 06:08:24 PM »
very good mate, gotta love Mortin Jokes
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Re: Mortin the Australian Aboriginal
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2010, 07:14:50 PM »
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