Recently i joined the ranks of the unemployed , & when i went to apply for my benefits , i told the lady , look i don't like accepting welfare I'd much rather work. She said you're in luck i just recieved this job opening ; it's kind of involved , but the duties include driving a local billionaire's gorgeous 25 year old daughter around , acting as her companion to europe on several extensive trips a year , as well as this is a bit ackward but it say's here they expect you to help meet her sexual needs, because like most young people in their twenties she has a very active sex drive . the job due to it's long hours , includes room &board as well as a genoreous salary of $ 200,000. a year , are you interested ? I said are you bulls#*#ing me? and she said yeah but you started it !!
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