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[rganz]

A  Somali arrives in Vancouver as a  new immigrant to Canada ..
He  stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says  ... 'Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country, giving me housing,  money for food, free  medical care, free education and no taxes!'

The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am  Mexican.'

The  man goes on and encounters another passerby  ... ' Thank you for having such a  beautiful country here in Canada !'
The person says, 'I not Canadian, I Vietnamese.'

The  new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand  and says .... 'Thank you for the wonderful Canada !'
That person puts up his hand  and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not Canadian !'
He  finally sees a nice lady and asks ... 'Are you a Canadian ?'
She says , 'No, I am  from Africa !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the  Canadians ?'
The  African lady checks her watch and says ...'Probably at  work'



Take that any way you like
Rob

[deekay]

Sounds like Australia to me, except for the Mexican.

[gordy]

The Sammy's are in Toronto, we have the yellow race here.
BTW home prices up 18-20% from the peak before the recession-bring on the new Canucks

[CBW]