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[deekay]

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, an American ,a Kiwi, and a blonde Aussie ,were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.




The Kiwi woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.




The Blonde Aussie woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f *** ed?' The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.' She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'

[postal52]

  FUNNY, SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT , AS WELL.

[CBW]