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hooligan

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Husband Down
« on: June 26, 2010, 10:48:27 PM »
Husband Down 

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal*Mart.  The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and put it in the basket.

'What do you think you’re doing?' asks the husband.

'It’s my face cream.  It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife.

Her husband retorts:  'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'


On the PA system:  'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'
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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2010, 11:18:57 PM »
Sometimes the truth does hurt .  ;D : :orange: :orange:
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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2010, 11:24:51 PM »
yeah  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2010, 08:05:00 AM »
 :2vrolijk_21:

Yeah baby
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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2010, 09:06:03 AM »
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder  hihihihi
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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2010, 10:35:46 AM »
 ??? ??? ???
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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2010, 02:55:43 PM »
Quote from: hooligan on June 26, 2010, 10:48:27 PM
Husband Down 

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal*Mart.  The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and put it in the basket.

'What do you think you’re doing?' asks the husband.

'It’s my face cream.  It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife.

Her husband retorts:  'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'


On the PA system:  'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'

It's so true!!
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