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At The Mall With DAD
« on: July 05, 2010, 02:02:25 PM »
Took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

Dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, she sarcastically asked,

“What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his

response;

I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid.

“Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my

daughter."
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Re: At The Mall With DAD
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2010, 10:39:49 AM »
good one  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: At The Mall With DAD
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2010, 05:46:32 PM »
old and wise wins the day :pepper: :pineapple:
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Re: At The Mall With DAD
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2010, 06:37:31 PM »
 :2vrolijk_21: i agree good one
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