The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he
occasionally felt he needed to exercise the Papal wrist, and this happened
to be one of those occasions.
Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture
of the Holy seed flying through the air.
'Hold on a minute! ', said the Pope, 'You can't do that - you'll destroy
the reputation of the Church!'
'This is my lottery win,' said the photographer, 'I'll be financially
secure for life with these photos!' So, the Pope offered to buy the camera
from the photographer, and after much negotiation, they eventually settled
on a figure of $2,000,000.
The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera
Along the vast Vatican hallways, he bumped into his personal housekeeper.
Being a bit of a photography buff, she noticed the camera and said, 'That
looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?'
Not being one to lie, the Pope replied, '....two million dollars...'
'TWO MILLION DOLLARS! ' replied the housekeeper, 'Wow, they must have seen
you
coming!'
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