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Little League Today
« on: September 21, 2010, 12:03:54 PM »

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?' The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?' The little boy nodded 'yes'.

'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head, dickhead or arsshole. Do you understand all that?' The little boy nodded 'yes' again.

He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach"a dumb ass or chithead" is it?' The little boy shook his head 'NO'.

'GOOD', said the coach. 'Now go over there and explain all that to your
grandmother!'

« Last Edit: September 21, 2010, 12:06:24 PM by Opossum »
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Re: Little League Today
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2010, 12:15:01 PM »

You go Granny!!
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Re: Little League Today
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2010, 01:17:54 PM »

Thats good  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Little League Today
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2010, 10:29:19 PM »

very good, ugly parents should be banned from kids sport
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