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Never drink Baileys!!!!
« on: September 28, 2010, 07:01:41 PM »

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink.   


The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The Bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:

       A salt shaker,
      A shot of Baileys,
      A shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue,
Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth,
And finally you drink the lime juice.'

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK.

He drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his mouth........smooth,
Rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK.

Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

1.     In one second the sharp lime taste hits...

2.     At two seconds the Baileys curdles.....

3.     At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like
Consistency hits.....

4.     At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.

This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to
Disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,
what do you call that drink?'

She smiles widely at him and says, 'BJ Revenge.'
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Re: Never drink Baileys!!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2010, 08:37:36 PM »

Thought mine taste like honey
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Re: Never drink Baileys!!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2010, 08:53:14 PM »

I'd have to go along with 2ksoftail.
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Re: Never drink Baileys!!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2010, 12:08:04 AM »

Sometimes M and M's
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Re: Never drink Baileys!!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2010, 09:50:14 AM »

Good one  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Never drink Baileys!!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2010, 07:59:34 PM »

Strawberries nothing but Strawberries  :bananarock: :bananarock:
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Re: Never drink Baileys!!!!
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2010, 09:21:01 PM »

WOW!  :nervous:
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