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[deekay]

 Number 10
   Life is sexually transmitted.
 
 Number 9
   Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 
 Number 8
   Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
 
 Number 7
   Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
 
 Number 6
   Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
 
 Number 5
  Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
 
 Number 4
   All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
 
 Number 3
   Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
 
 Number 2
   In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
 
 And The Number 1 Thought
  Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers -- what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
 
 - - - and as someone recently said:  "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last long."

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