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3 lawyers
« on: October 06, 2010, 09:41:54 PM »

Three lawyers, one English, one Australian and one Czech, go hunting in the woods. The don't return so Sherlock Holmes is sent to investigate.
On his return, he recounts what he discovered to the anxious families;

"I came across three bears, a male, a female and a cub, so I shot them all dead.
I cut open the cub and found the Australian lawyer.
I cut open the female and found the English lawyer.

And in true lawyer fashion, the Czech was in the male"
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Re: 3 lawyers
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2010, 09:53:31 PM »

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Re: 3 lawyers
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2010, 04:46:35 PM »

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Re: 3 lawyers
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2010, 06:49:08 AM »

Thats good  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: 3 lawyers
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2010, 10:37:41 AM »

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