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Ventriloquist
« on: October 18, 2010, 04:20:23 PM »
A ventriloquist is doing an act and begins telling dumb blonde jokes.
All of a sudden, a blonde chick stands up, walks to the front of the stage and yells “how dare you? how dare you insult me just because of my hair color?!”
The ventriloquist begins to apologize when the blonde turns a puzzled gaze on him
“what are YOU apologizing for? I’m talking to that little idiot on your knee!”
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Re: Ventriloquist
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2010, 07:57:49 AM »
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Re: Ventriloquist
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2010, 10:42:23 AM »
duh!!  :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Ventriloquist
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2010, 08:13:52 PM »
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Re: Ventriloquist
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2010, 08:27:14 PM »
 :oops: The truth ain't always nice!
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