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Dentist?
 
After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend,
Jerry remembered he had
a dentist appointment.

He was afraid that the dentist
would smell pussy on his breath
so he brushed his teeth 7 times,
used dental floss 8 Times &
on top of that gargled 1 litre
of Listerine.
 
As he arrived at the dentist
he sucked 2 strong mints.
His turn came up & the dentist
told him to take a seat.

Feeling confident & relaxed,
Jerry Opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close enough
& said,
"Man, did you have 69
before you came here"? 

"Why"?  Jerry asked, "Does
my breath smell like pussy"?

"No"  The dentist replied,
"Your forehead smells like chit."

[CBW]

Wow 

[CVOTequila]

Hahaha 

[jiml53]

Tooooo much   

Jim 

[postal52]

 PROBABLY HAD A DINGLE BERRY IN HIS EYEBROW...