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Rectum stretcher
« on: November 06, 2010, 04:06:01 PM »

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (30 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge…"

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Re: Rectum stretcher
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2010, 04:38:12 PM »

Nice.. :drink:

but I think she still got the ticket
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Re: Rectum stretcher
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2010, 09:13:21 PM »

Oh Yeah  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Rectum stretcher
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2010, 05:17:31 AM »

Guarantee, they just appreciate small talk
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Re: Rectum stretcher
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2010, 01:30:02 PM »

right on  :bananarock:
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Re: Rectum stretcher
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2010, 05:25:23 PM »

I'm sure Ive met the product of her work :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Rectum stretcher
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2010, 11:37:48 PM »

Press hard, 5 copies...
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Re: Rectum stretcher
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2010, 09:31:30 PM »

love it  :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21: I just sent it to a cop I know  :huepfenjump3:
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