A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a
field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred
horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. When
it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls
would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The
teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the mens room when one of the
boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no
choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting
the little boys up one by one, As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice
that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was
staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.' 'No, ma'am', he
replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate
your help.'
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