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[rganz]

Larry's  In The Hospital, Room 232

 

 

Ok, you are asking who in the hell is ' Larry '.   
     
Larry gets home late one night and,  Linda, his wife says,
'Where in the hell   have you been? '     
   
Larry replies, ' I was out getting a tattoo. '       
'A tattoo? 'she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you  get? '   
   
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, ' he  said proudly.       
'What the hell were you thinking?! She said, shaking her head in disgust.     
 
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates? '       
Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.       
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.   
     
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.     
And, lastly,
instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and
blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.   
     
Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital
 

 
Rob

[JoMo]

Now that is funny 

[CBW]

Poor Larry,But he's still got his Tattoo.

[2k]

And skin its on?

[deekay]

can't fault his logic