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[dayne66]

Former President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar.
  
A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting
over there?'

The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honour! What are you
guys doing in here?'

Bush says, 'We're planning WW  III.'

The guy says, 'Really?  What's going to happen?'
 
Cheney says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with
big tits.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?  Why kill a blonde with big tits?'
 
Cheney turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a shyte about the
140 million Muslims.’

[CBW]

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