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Preparation
« on: December 12, 2010, 04:24:33 PM »

Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman.  Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance
verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit.  Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.  There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box.  And, I've got a .22 magnum
derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says.  "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a 12 gage shotgun.  That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damn thing..."
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Re: Preparation
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2010, 04:45:18 PM »

Must be one of us TEXANS!
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Re: Preparation
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2010, 04:50:10 PM »

Thats good  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Preparation
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2010, 05:26:07 PM »

Nothing wrong with being prepared!  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Preparation
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2010, 05:43:25 PM »

Prepare for the worst and the rest will come easy. That's my motto.
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