The Ventriloquist
A young
ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small
town in New Brunswick .
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going
through his usual dumb blonde
jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in
the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
shouting, "I’ve heard enough
of your stupid ass blonde jokes! What makes
you think you can
stereotype women that way? What does the color of a
person's hair have to do
with her worth as a human being? It's guys like
you who keep women like
me from being respected at work and in the
community, and from reaching our
full potential as a person, because you and
your kind continue to perpetuate
discrimination against not only blondes,
but women in general and all in the
name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and
the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that
little fu#*er on your knee!"
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