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[harleydave]

A jewish boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play.
 "Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?"
The boy says
"I play the part of a jewish husband!"
The mother scowls and says: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."