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[rganz]

Bless me Father, for I have  sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. 

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey  Pagano?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who  was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell  you, Father. I don't want to ruin her  reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find  out her name sooner or later so you may  as  well  tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot  say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll  never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm  sorry, but I cannot name her.'
 
'Was it Cathy  Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed..'

'Was it  Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
 
'Please, Father, I  cannot tell you.'
 
The priest sighs in  frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and  I admire that. But you've sinned and have to  atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4  months. Now you go and behave yourself.' 

Joey walks back to his pew, and his  friend Franco slides over and whispers,  'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation  and five good leads.'


Rob

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[Jock]

LOL

[dayne66]

Good one!!

[Trimster]

HAHA