A husband and wife were planning on going to a fancy costume party. On the night of the party the wife complained she wasn't feeling well and didn't want to go. The husband seemed disappointed so the wife urged him to go on his own. She said she would go to bed and be OK.
So the husband went but after about an hour the wife felt better and decided she'd like to go anyway.It occurred to her that her husband didn't know what she'd be wearing so she thought it might be a good opportunity to see what he gets up to when she's not around.
When she got to the party she soon spotted him, dancing and flirting, even copping a feel when he could. She went up to him and started flirting herself. He didn't recognise her, and because they were married she let him go as far as he wanted. Then she whispered in his ear and they went to one of the rooms, turned off the light, and had sex.
She slipped away from the party and when her husband got home she was sitting up in bed reading.
"Good party?" She asked.
"Oh! it was OK" he replied.
"Did you dance much?" She asked
"No, not at all" he replied. "Some of my buddies were there so we sat in the back room and played Poker most of the night."
"Oh really!" she said "You must have looked really silly playing Poker in that costume?"
"No" he replied. "I gave the costume to my father, apparently he had a wonderful night."
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