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CVOJOE

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« on: April 28, 2011, 02:27:05 PM »


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked. 

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" She asked. 

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females."  he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them  apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2  were on the phone".
 
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2011, 08:53:44 PM »
Sweet  :2vrolijk_21:  :bananarock:  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2011, 06:17:40 PM »
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2011, 08:49:10 PM »
Nice Joe..... I'm looking to get more involved here.....



Keep up the good work.
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