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SEX QUIZ
« on: May 17, 2011, 03:27:44 AM »

SEX QUIZ

Study each question carefully.  Then, choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and circle the the appropriate heading on the right side.
NOTE: Use a crayon it writes on the screen better.

     TRUE  FALSE

1. A clitoris is a type of flower.                         True / False

2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit.                            True / False

3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.                      True / False

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.        True / False

5. Menstrual cycle has two (2) wheels.                   True / False

6. A G-string is part of a violin.                         True / False

7. Semen is another word for "sailor".                     True / False

8. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly".                    True / False

9. Testicles are found on an octopus.                      True / False

10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.                      True / False

11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.                 True / False

12. KOTEX is a radio station in downtown Milwaukee.               True / False

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.                         True / False

14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke".                     True / False

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.               True / False

16. A condom is an apartment complex.                       True / False

17. An organism is the person who accompanies the choir in church.        True / False

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.                    True / False

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.                   True / False

20. An erection is when the Japanese vote for their new government officials.      True / False

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.             True / False

22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.         True / False

23. Pornography is the business of making record albums.    True / False

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.              True / False

25. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve"                 True / False

26. An enema is someone who is not your friend.             True / False

27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.         True / False
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Re: SEX QUIZ
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2011, 07:42:03 AM »

I thought dildo was what they used to make pickle bread? :nixweiss:
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Re: SEX QUIZ
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2011, 05:34:24 AM »

But where are the answers for me to check my score?...........

 :nixweiss: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: SEX QUIZ
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 06:55:07 PM »

 :P :P
 I never had any problems with my scoring!!
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