names changed to protect the innocent... (except KoKo... he isn't innocent.)
Frank: I just sold my patio set on Craigslist and I didn't get stabbed or kidnapped. So much for a little excitement in my life.
about an hour ago
Erin: Glad to hear you survived.
Frank: And I have some extra money too! ahh what a day.
Jim: Why did you sell it?
Frank: It was too big for my deck. I am going to buy one with 4 chairs instead. I only know 3 other people anyway .lol
Jim: You just need a bigger deck. I like having a big deck. Its so much nicer than having a small deck I really would not want to have a small deck, although I know there are people with small decks that tend to get usefulness out of them. But I think I get better use out of having a real big deck. Others tend to like having a big deck as well.
Frank: Ummm...are you talking about a deck, or something else buddy?
Jim: LOL you know me always with the inuendo
Jim: i couldnt help it you put it out there i had to elaborate on it
Me: Noel has it right on... a big deck is much more useful. Big decks can satisfy more readily. Small decks can get the job done, but not with out some dissatisfaction or longing for a bigger deck. Personally I have a huge deck. My wife loves it. Sunday mornings spent with my big deck are the best mornings!
Jim: Dude you should have never sold your patio set
Frank: Ok,I have a big deck but the patio set used the whole thing. Now it looks HUGE and there is room to spare. Wait, do I just think I have a big deck?
Jim: Consensus is in you only have a big deck when compared to other average deck owners. I however like Keith have a very enjoyable HUGE deck that accommodates many people at one time,and with Room to spare in case extra party crashers show up.
Me: ahh.. didn't even think of being able to satisfy multiple people with a big deck... excellent!
Jim: Keith I just try to think outside of the box and to be able to have a great party
Jim: of course if I was to sell my stuff on craigslist I would be more afraid of getting roofed and raped
Frank: Roofed? Like shingled?
Me: roofed... like how KoKo got laid in college.
Frank: Ahh...I see.
Jill: That was great ~ LMAO!!!
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