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Sportsman's Double
« on: September 15, 2011, 08:14:04 PM »
Sportsman's Double

    A fellow was sitting at a semi upscale bar when a "very fine" middle aged woman came in and sat down next to him. She was well built and very attractive and soon they struck up a conversation.

    After a couple of cocktails, the gentleman offered to buy her a drink whereby she quickly ordered a "Dirty Martini". The guy asked what that was and she explained Gin, olive juice etc. He then offered to buy her another drink and so she ordered a Rumrunner. The guy asked what that was and she explained it was Rum, cranberry juice, etc. etc.

    Finally, the woman asked "how old do you think I am"?? The guy replied "I would say you are mid to late 40"s..... She said "I just turned 60 years old"!! The guy was amazed and paid her some nice compliment's as she look pretty darn good for a woman of 60 years old.

    Now, it was her turn. She asked the guy "have you ever had the sportsmans double"?? He said "no, whats in that"? She said "oh, it's not a drink but rather when you get YOUR way with the mom AND the daughter"! The guy was stunned and excited and told her no, he's never had that. She said "get in your car and follow me, my place is just down the road". This guy was STOKED!!

    After a short drive they pull up to the house and this guy's excitement was obvious. they walked to the bottom of the stairs where the woman hollers upstairs "Hey ma, put your teeth in and brush your hair, we got company"!!

« Last Edit: September 16, 2011, 02:24:33 PM by Shovelhead »
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Re: Sportsman's Double
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2011, 10:12:38 PM »
Oh my!
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Re: Sportsman's Double
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2011, 10:41:15 PM »
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Re: Sportsman's Double
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2011, 04:41:24 AM »
 :'(
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Re: Sportsman's Double
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2011, 12:45:30 PM »
Lucky Guy!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Sportsman's Double
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2011, 11:51:59 AM »
  He should've told the mom,to leave her teeth out !!
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