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[dayne66]

So this guy takes his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
 
'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'
 
Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'
 
'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like....Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!!!!!!!

[Screamin_Beagle]

That's friggin' funny.  That's why I married a blonde   

[AXIL]

  thats true

[Trimster]

 

[Buy early]

 

[SG Racer]

Very nice. My wife is a natural blonde and she hates these jokes.

[harleyteam]

if you explain them too her  r e a l  slow ,  she might enjoy them more.

don't forget to explain the punch line at least twice.  I was married to a blond once,  I do sympathize with you.

[SilveRT8]

Seriously now. Who ended up with the quarter

[Hank Hankerson]

Nice.